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Monday, November 29, 2010

I Am So Glad That I Live In The USA Because...

Africa is too hot and dangerous. I don't want to live in South America because there are huge unstoppable ants that if you were so unfortunate as to fall down during a swarm, I assure you, your fate is sealed. I don't want to live in Australia because it's too perilous. I am so glad I live in the USA.

Written by Dwight Hein

2 comments:

Lauren said...

I agree completely Dwight. I've always been terrified of unstoppable ants. Viva la USA!

Adriane said...

Your son knows the word "perilous." I think I just cried tears of joy.